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The American Way: Helping the Underdog in the War Against Terror
America has always prouded itself on playing fair and helping the underdog. This grand tradition will be extended to the US war on terror, where the outgunned terrorists are underdogs desperately in need of American generosity. President Bush's $350 million grant to the Palestinian Authority was just part of "Operation Fair Play," providing much needed cash for dynamite, grenades, and basic weapons to keep the heartland of terrorism healthy. Now the Bush Administration has announced that the US plans to give several million dollars to Iran, one of the severely underfunded "Axis of Evil" nations. This money, like the money for the Palestinians and like the money the US spent to build up Saddam Hussein and other terror-wielding dictators in the past, is being given to "promote democracy" (wink wink), buy satisfied American taxpayers know that it's for a much more noble cause: playing fair in the war against terror and tyranny by giving the underdog a fair chance.
American stands tall in the war on terror. We may get a lot of our young men and women killed in this war, but at least we're playing fair and square!