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A Final Solution to the Gang Problem
Here's my idea on how to solve the gang problem:
Step 1. Bribe gang leaders to include Bible study or statements of belief in God and morality as part of their gang's practices. They don't need to convert to anything, just add some superficial aspect of religious belief.
Step 2. Call public attention to the religious aspect of modern gangs. Suggest that the new-found religious values of gangs might even make them slightly related to the Boy Scouts.
Step 3. Watch the ACLU go into a frenzy and drive the gangs out of our schools and eventually out of the country.
Gangs
“Gang violence destroys the fabric of our communities and offers nothing but a dead end street to young people drawn in by false hope,” said Romney. “This program will encourage communities to develop and pursue promising new strategies that stop the mayhem and bloodshed that gangs inflict.”